Wednesday 16 March 2016

Have A Night Out And Feed The Crocodiles,

was the original plan,


at Arabian Nites, the favoured Birmingham UK haunt of premier league footballers, club owner Qamran Rafique had hoped revellers would be able to feed the crocs, and in anticipation of a yes decision from the council had already bought 4 crocodiles, ready to start the feeding program at the club, but Birmingham City Council pulled the plug on proposed croc’n’roll nights on the grounds of public safety and animal welfare, 'it’s a bit of a blow because I’ve paid for them,' he said, 'a friend is looking after them and I intend to have another go at getting permission', but if he is unsuccessful I guess there will be 4 crocodiles going cheap in the Birmingham area, but still you can not keep a good man down, as Phonce says in Rare Birds, 'always have a plan B Dave', and plan B is? club owner Qamran Rafique has decided on a shark feeding aquarium, what could possibly go wrong?


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