Thursday 12 April 2018

I Guess We Have All Heard Of The Excuse,

'my dog ate all of my homework',


implausible at best, unbelievable as a fact, but I guess some teachers fell for the excuse, so take this line of thought one stage further, why not blame mice/rats? well it must have seemed a good idea at the time, as Commissioner Javier Specia and three of his subordinates stated that 540 kg of marijuana that had gone missing from the evidence room had all been consumed by mice/rats, this quite believable story took place in Pilar, Argentina’s Buenos Aires province, it all started in April 2017, when Commissioner Emilio Portero relieved his partner Javier Specia, as head of the police department, protocol dictates that in the case of such a transfer of command, a sort of inventory of everything left in the hands of his successor by the officer who is transferred to another unit be signed, although the inventory was allegedly conducted, it was never signed by Specia, which made Portero suspicious, He notified the Division of Internal Affairs of the Police, which in turn tasked the National Gendarmerie with conducting an official inventory,

“The drugs were in a state of absolute dryness, since they were in storage for about two years, which forced us to investigate if a rodent invasion could have eaten so much marijuana, but the experts consulted concluded that that was very unlikely because if it had happened, the mice/rats would have died, and no animal carcasses were detected in the room,” investigators said in a statement, the lack of evidence regarding a mice/rat infestation and Commissioner Specia’s conveniently missing signed inventory statement for last year convinced the judge to go ahead with the case, so far no disciplinary action was taken against them, but Specia and his subordinates are due in federal court next month, well they could have eaten the drugs and died outside the evidence room, or do you think someone is tell porky pies?


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